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The Compliance Hunger Games: Outrun the Feds, Survive the SEC, Stay Out of Jail
Ur Startup Sucks - Issue 2
Ur Startup Sucks
March 26, 2025
You're In For It Now
Brutal Truth
The VC Hunger Games: May the Dilution Be Ever in Your Favor
So, you think your groundbreaking, world-changing, definitely-not-like-anything-else-ever idea is enough to land you a fat VC check? That’s precious. Let’s do some math: less than 1% of startups actually score venture capital, and most of those don’t even survive past Series A. You officially have better odds of getting hit by a rogue Tesla while holding a winning Powerball ticket and getting struck by lightning at the same time.
Also, stop winging your finances. A smart CFO or finance pro will make sure you’re not bleeding cash before you even get funded. Need one? Finsuite Consulting has you covered.
When Startups Fake It 'Til They Break It
How to Overdose on Hype While Selling Boner Pills
Founder FAQ: Stop Playing CFO on Hard Mode
Q: "When I think about FP&A, models, and budgets, what should matter to me?"
Advice you didn’t ask for
Investors Aren’t Your Parents—They Don’t Fund Bad Ideas Out of Love
The Last Laugh
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